The Vending Machine

Out comes Terry Tate: Office Linebacker. "PAIN TRAIN BABY!! WOOWOO!!"

*digs in his pocket*

-Inserts 2 pieces of freedent gum-

Out pops the woman from the orbit commercials


Inserts some of Doggys sigs

Out comes a therapist!


Inserts an Obama/Biden campaign button

Out pops OBAMANATION


Inserts snozberry

Out pops johnny depp

Insert fish shaped wine bottle

Out pops fish sticks




Inserts a football

You cant use fishsticks again!!

Out pops a blue panther

insert gator mauled Dawg

Out pops SEC trophy



Inserts 100 random DVDs

Machine screeches "overload!" and regurgitates 50 of the 100 dvds. This results in epic injury. Injury beyond death.


insert bowl of really hot melted smell-good wax

Out pops a stangely colored candle



Inserts a red bull

out pops female hippo

insert darton calendar of events

Out pops sheer boredum



Inserts a mom with Zombie cancer

nothing pops out


insert another mom with zombie cancer

The Resident evil disease spreads through the forum


Insert a vaccine

Ada Wong pops out.

Insert Puma shoes.

. . . ? Jamaica? wtf?

hmm

*inserts a can of airsoft*

out pops an asortment of weaponry


Insert hello Kitty book

Out pops another life.

Insert a dead baby.

Out pops a picture of Nixn punching a baby


Inserts Onmitsu's dead body

Out pops his teacher complaining about him skipping class.

Insert ragged old sketch book.

Out pops a blue ribbon




Insert mona lisa

You get a Da Vinci skeleton.

Inserts my friends feral cow cat Mr.Moo-moo.

You recieve and I.O.U. from the machine




Inserts a cupon for socks at walmart

out pops a streaker running past you in nothing but his socks

*inserts copy of Playboy*

Out pops Hugh Heffner



Inserts M16