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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:41 am | |
| Machine spits out a fire poker.
Insert lmae high school musical pajamas. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| Out comes a lighter to light that shit on fire.
Inserts a stick of freedent gum. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:57 am | |
| The Doublemint twins pop out screamin obcenities about Freedent sucks balls.
Insert Dr.Phil. | |
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Kumi Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:01 pm | |
| The machine starts speaking in an obscenely southern accent while simultaneously pummeling passerbys with copies of "how to be a fake doctor" and other miscellaneous self help books.
Insert Akinator: the web genius. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:18 pm | |
| The machine spits out a mentally challenged, terribly inbred cat with mange.
Insert crappy Alltell cell phone. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:01 pm | |
| *Vending Machine flashes 0 bars* Dropped call, awwwwwww.
-Inserts a pair of dirty socks. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| Out pops A-Trey looking for his three week without a wash, stand alone(literally) gym socks.
Insert Nice Trey. | |
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TrueIce Trash Talker
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:06 am | |
| An Auburn hat a pair of glasses and a long story about his conception...
Insert Dogysaimch's controller | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:53 am | |
| Dogy pops out saying "Who the fuck took my controller!?"
Insert leftover blonde hair dye. | |
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TrueIce Trash Talker
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:32 pm | |
| Brittney Spears pops out saying "Who the fuck took my hair?"
Insert several Kung-fu Movies | |
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Kumi Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| Jacki Chan's fist pops out and punches you in the forehead.
insert coffee ice cream. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:07 am | |
| out comes puke. -- Come on, coffee ice cream? --
Inserts a copy of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night | |
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IH TV Guardian
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:46 am | |
| Get a soul.
Insert copy of Loud John. | |
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TrueIce Trash Talker
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 am | |
| Get A ticket for noise pollution
Insert 80 cell phones | |
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IH TV Guardian
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:57 am | |
| get 80 minutes
insert some birthing hips | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| Machine spits out a cabbage patch doll.
Insert heating pad | |
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Kiko Button Masher
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:30 pm | |
| Receives Ring of Friendship.
Insert Ring Box. | |
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Manda Button Masher
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:01 pm | |
| Ring box fails to fit in slot. Machine explodes.
Crams a burnt and tattered copy of Twilight into the twisted metal. | |
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Kiko Button Masher
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:39 am | |
| Machine spits out glitter bombs.
Insert copy of Yuyu Hakusho reruns. | |
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