The Vending Machine

The Queen of England pops out.

Insert Metaknight.

A brawl disc pops out with "metaknight made you lose the game " on the cover


Insert 30 packets of ketchup

You get a spicy chicken sammich from Checkers. Yum.

Hey Ice punk, trade ya some pocket lint for them smokes.

Inserts Hershey kiss foil.

You get a Hershey Kiss


Deal, I have been trying to get some lent


Inserts Darton College ID

You get a free Jimmy hot dog with one pack of mustard.

Lemme know if you need more lint.

Inserts bottle of Midol ex. strength.

You get a PMS card : Good for one day free of cramping

I may need more for the collection
I will keep you posted




Insert President Nixon

Antony pops out.

Insert a toasted human hand. (Foamy reference)

You get a toaster strudel.

Insert bong.

A dime bag pops out


Inserts a 5th of Jack

Machine projectile vomits on your hoodie.

Insert guitar pick.

A Guitar Hero guitar comes out.

Insert a RvB dvd.

The amount of gunfire released was more than enough to destroy you. . . 100 times



Insert Nice Trey's hat and glasses

ATrey pops out with them on.

Insert Krispe Kreame doughnut

A Krispy Kreme doughnut pops out with a note that says are you stupid, this is an effin Krispy Kreme Doughnut. You sir just lost the game



Insert Austins Cell phone

Cell phone bill for 185 and some change pops out.

Insert empty whiskey bottle.

Antony from the creepy video pops out


Inserts bill gates

The board game Monopoly comes out.

Insert Brandon Smith's hat.

XD OH SHIT!!!! Wow. You A-Trey, astound me with your ability to say something remotely humorous. lol

A ball oh hair attacks your face.

Insert AOL1.3 disc case.

The italian mob pops out and suggest you put that back


Inserts 6 game cube controllers

Spits 2 back out for lack of space.

Insert Windows 95 start-up disk. (I still have mine)

Jeffs nintendo looking laptop pops out


Inserts Jeffs nintendo looking laptop

Battletoads.

Insert a life.

Out pops a green mushroom


Insert keyblade

Out pops mickey mouse



Inserts a shotgun shell

Out pops max pain


inserts pain killers