The Vending Machine

It's RAMBO!

Inserts japanese textbook

Hentai pops out.

Insert a katana.

Out pops a collection of anime



Inserts Deck of playing cards

out pops a Yu-Gi-Oh GX dvd collection

Inserts WoW Wrath of the Lich King Beta invite

Chris Ferguson pops his head out of the hole.
"Seven Deuce offsuit? No problem for Jesus"

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*fishes around in his pocket*

Ah hah.

-Inserts a Pure Pwange DVD-

Dogy, insert something.

A NC-17 sticker pops out



Inserts a copy of doggy vs Bagel video

a large blinking FAILURE sign is spewed out

...hmmm...

inserts 3 quarters

Out pops 5 dimes 4 nickels and 5 pennies



Inserts a three dollar bill

out pops Bruce. queer as a three dollar bill indeed.

Inserts trey's laptop. maybe it'll download more RAM into it.

Out pops treys laptop which has in fact downloaded more RAM



Inserts matthews cadaver

You get his glasses back and a hard cover copy of his Blasphemic Bible: The reverse edition.

Inserts I.O.U. Fuckin machine. *kicks*

Machine returns I.O.U. "Not accepting at this time try again later"


Insert stupid Blasphemic Bible: The reverse edition

The machine spits out KampfVerein. He says "Is this just going to turn into a vicious cycle of atheism jokes?"

Insert Flubber VHS

Out pops robin Willams

Inserts a book of chuck norris jokes

Chuck's chin-fist speeds out and knocks you into next thursday.

*insert 100 of those little bibles they hand out at darton*

You get a Jehovah witness in a pinstripe suit.

Insert Gogo green nail polish.

out come 3 black hookers.

Inserts a pure pwnage dvd (AGAIN)

A copy og Mang0 (Doggy) vs Gerbil (Bagel)



Inserts 30 D&D books

Out comes Neil with his WoW credit card.

Insert the 4th Hokage.

All you see is a yellow flash and the dead ninjas fall in front of you




Insert 3 dead ninjas

2 Pirates run by

Insert 2 pennies and a can of Air freshiner

Loud John's sock comes out a little fresher.

Insert a Darton ping pong paddle.

A slip with EPIC FAIL written on it pops out


Insert Windows vista

out pops a couple of little bugs.


insert scantron with a bad grade