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TrueIce Trash Talker
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:10 am | |
| Out pops an Academic Dismissal sheet
Insert Really good excuse
Ps machine in now accepting I.O.U.s | |
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Onmitsu Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:12 am | |
| Nice Trey's truck pops out.
Insert Atrey's Ice Climbers. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| You get an ice turd.
Insert I.O.U | |
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Onmitsu Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:47 pm | |
| The machine slaps you for being pour.
Insert 5 pesos. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:58 pm | |
| Chalupas!
Inserts a bouncy ball | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:34 am | |
| Geoffery the giraffe from toys r us sticks his head out and says " low low prices! we..." and then someone decapitates him with a machete.
insert walmart push up bra. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:06 am | |
| Out pops Marge, the wal-mart greeter!
Inserts 2 quarters. | |
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Dele Button Masher
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:40 am | |
| machine pukes
insert 10k gp | |
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Onmitsu Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| The Sword of 1000 Truths
Insert a Gears of War 2 disk. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| WHOA!! COLE TRAIN BABY!!
Inserts a quarter with a string on it | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:11 am | |
| Machine cuts string before you can pull and says "HAH BITCH!"
Inserts Taco Bell reciept. | |
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xlapus Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:08 am | |
| The machine has a case of explosive diarrhea.
Insert a bucket of Lysol. | |
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IH TV Guardian
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:27 am | |
| A pulsating tumor falls out.
Insert a dog collar. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:40 am | |
| Barking and whining emit from the machine before it spits out a wiener dog.
Insert dangle scales. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:42 pm | |
| out comes dangle cookies. WTF I HAVENO CLUE WTF THOSE ARE.
Inserts a Magnum Flashlight | |
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xlapus Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:39 pm | |
| out comes samus chargin' her lazors!
insert Austin | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:08 am | |
| Thirty years pass as it works out creepy pedophile Austin, the Michael Jackson wanna be.
Insert furrie porno pictures. | |
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TrueIce Trash Talker
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:11 am | |
| Out pops Sek
Inserts doggy's glasses | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:37 pm | |
| *Watches the vending machine walk into a wall*. -Hmm, I really am blind as fuck.
Inserts Jeff's $5 bill. | |
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Onmitsu Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:00 pm | |
| Dogy comes out losing a money match.
Insert food stamps. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:46 am | |
| Hey, we gotta have some currency to put Barack on!
Inserts a blank cd. | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:20 am | |
| Machine spits back out with every lame boy band song ever formulated by the record companies.
Insert baseball bat. *most of the time I just look around me and find the most eye catching thing* | |
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Dele Button Masher
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| machine spits out a George Bush clone
insert 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 pies | |
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Dave the Runt Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:27 pm | |
| The machine spits out a stick of dynamite, the fuse lit.
Insert American Indian dream catcher. | |
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Dogysamich Edge Hogger
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:56 pm | |
| out comes a ball of yarn and some beads.
Inserts a used copy of the 2003 almanac | |
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