The Vending Machine

So... this is pretty simple. You insert currency, and then the next person tells you what comes out of the vending machine.

Crappy example:

first poster wrote:

*insert 5 rupees*

Next poster wrote:

A fairy that shouts, "HEY LISTEN"

*insert 42 cents*

and so on. Sooooo





*insert one dollar*

A Samus Aran trophy pops out

Inserts 200£

A child's laughter suddenly sounds...

*inserts a <( " )>*

A strange green man jumps put kicks you and runs

Inserts A chucky cheese coin

Pikachu pops out with a lightning attack.

Insert pieces of string and lent

The machine laughs, thats not currency of any kind

Inserts a food stamp

A black man comes out to steal your wallet.

Insert a shredded 100 dollar bill

a man comes out and melts your face

insert a wooden fence post

The lumberjack from Monty Python pops out and invites you to tea.

Insert Smash Brawl disc

The Albany crew pops out and stabbes you like Ceaser
Beware the ides of November

Inserts D&B gamers card

TrueIce wrote:

The Albany crew pops out and stabbes you like Ceaser
Beware the ides of November

Inserts D&B gamers card

It's stabs.

Machine drops Spongebob gummies.

Inserts last four unchucked pennies.

A 3 scoop icecream pops out

Inserts bones

I pop out of the machine.

Insert a Black Lotus.

How do I put something back in the machine. LOL

50$ pops out

Inserts human flesh

Human flesh? Are you serious? Belgian waffle pops out with a large lump of butter.

Inserts dead Bic lighter.

A pack of Marborows pop out

Inserts a pound of diamonds

You get the Continueum Transfunctionor.

Insert Fun Park (Putt-Putt) tokens.

Out pops a fully functional life-size pedobear doll.

Insert Windows Vista disc.

xlapus wrote:

Out pops a fully functional life-size pedobear doll.

Insert Windows Vista disc.

You receive misery and suffering. And Jerry Seinfeld.

Inserts another vending machine. LOGIC SHANK.

It vends out...A VENDING MACHINE!

Inserts KampfVerein.

It vends of the prophet Jesus son of God

Inserts a goldfish

Fish sticks will pop out.

Insert the Power Rangers Movie dvd.

Kumi wrote:

It vends of the prophet Jesus son of God

Oh, what delicious irony!

Out pops the reference to the brady bunch

insert a crown

Out pops Marth with his manliness supressing tiara


Inserts the crown jewels