Three word Story

You know the drill. Each person posts three words, adding onto the story. Don't add something like... "Cat Cat Cat" -_-;

There was a

fat frickin cat

who sat on

a bed of

tasty potato chips.

They were so

horribly sick that

the cat just

ruined his bed.

A cat cried

throughout the night

, err, different cat,

loves to eat

food that is

kind of squishy

and not very

shy about it

but soon he

learns that he

has an abnormal

girlfriend that hates

his fat self

and wants to

find another cat

but doesnt have