Guilty or Not Guilty

Guil...ty? If there's a hidden pun to this, i dont understand.

Have you ever like beating the mercilessly beating the shit out of people in situations where the CANNOT win (i.e., do you go all out vs your GF in some game that she's never played in her life?)

(for the record, i've gone to a melee tourney and wobbled 8 year old kids. That shit was awesome)

Dogy, I'm fully guilty on that, especially when the little kids start trash talking.

Can you read binary and/or hexadecimals?

NOT GUILTY. Your signature confuses me O.o

Ever set a large area on fire.

Guilty

have you ever climbed a tree and swung from the branches like a monkey?

Guilty. lol, I fell and hit my head on a rum bottle my mom emptied.

Have you ever jumped out of a tree, onto a trampoline, to richochet into an above ground pool?

Not guilty but I just may try it




Have you ever talked a friend into something they really didnt want to?

Guilty, and we ended up running from the pigs.

Have you ever....... BOB MONEY?

Guilty... several times over


Have you ever NiXN combo'd?

Ha. yeah I don't believe that. You're not nice Trey.

Not guilty, I have no skills.

Have you ever gotten free cookies from Subway by flirting?

not guilty. Subway fucking blows.

ever walk into a perfectly clear glass door?

Not guilty. I ran into one...and bloodied my nose.

Ever considered giving up everything you have, just to feel better about it all?

Not Guilty

Ever toss an animal full strength across a room, preferably into an object?

not guilty

ever been fooled by fake puke?

Not guilty, I'm usually doing that.

Ever drank the Coke from a collectible bottle?

Guilty


Ever set something on fire just to watch it burn?

yup, paper.

ever use a pair of pliers to change the channel on a tv? XD

Not guilty. I had to poke with a pair of hemostats.

Have you ever had to use two t.v's? (One for sound, one for picture?)

Nope.

Have you ever been tricked by a carnie?

Nope.

Ever pee in a public pool?

Not guilty, never been in a public pool.

Ever lost the game?

...no?

Ever wreck a vehicle?

not unless a lawnmower counts.....

Have you ever abused the right to party?

Nope

CAN YOU SING CHOCOLATE RAIN RIGHT NOW?!?!?1

not..... guilty? I dont know what the fuck that is....

have you ever wanted to go on a mass murder spree on a bunch of kids?

Not guilty... maybe one or two here or there but not a whole bunch of them; that's just cruel.

Have you ever thought that there was the slightest possibility that the government was watching every move with little tiny microscopic cameras everywhere you go? Or even through your very own web cam????